Pimp of the Nation

Tuesday, November 23, 2004

Trey rules!

Hello peoples this is me and I am totally against the use of drugs and alcohol. I would like to clarify one thing: I am NOT a shot-out underage drug addict/alcoholic, and I have never smoked any marijuana or used any cocaine and I am not tripping my balls off as I type this. OK, now that I am done lying I would like to get to all the important details if I can make any up while I am typing.

OK, I have been sitting here for ten minutes trying to think of some kind of important detail but considering I am burnt out and have the short term memory of a retarded goldfish, I am just going to randomly ramble until my friend Suplex here tells me it is long enough.

Ok first random thing is goldfish. Goldfish make me think of water. Water makes me think of water bongs. Water bongs make me think of getting high (which is bad). Getting high makes me think of having cottonmouth. Having cottonmouth makes me think of being thirsty. Being thirsty makes me think of Jose Cuervo.

Until later when I write something else nonsensical:

Peace, bitches!

Monday, November 22, 2004

My name is Trey

My name is Trey
I am a pimp
I don't do drugs
So check me out!